Iran does not 'give a damn' about your bombs, Ahmadinejad warns US - NYPOST.com

Iran does not 'give a damn' about your bombs, Ahmadinejad warns US - NYPOST.com

Iran's leadership is petrified about the new bunker busting bombs in the U.S. arsenal.  They say they are not, but they are.  However, what they don't know about those bombs would really give them the willies.  Chilly willies.  You see, the new bunker busters aren't bunker busters at all.  The weapon engineers know they can't penetrate the super deep Iranian nuclear facilities.  So, our brilliant engineers pretended to build a bomb that could.  Sometimes it's good to build weapons that don't work, if it deceives your enemies.  Actually, those new bombs are made of recycled paper and they don't blow up.  And, get this, they are filled with ten tons of most excellent psychological warfare materials.  Ten whole tons.  Without giving away all of our military secrets, I can only report that the nature of the psychological warfare material is revolutionary.  Can you guess?  Sure, you know as well as the Defense Department that nothing terrifies the Muslim Clerics in charge of Iran more than pictures of naked women.  And ten tons of graphic images, lurid stories and moving pictures of a sexual nature involving men with women will scare them stiff.  There is no doubt about it, because men having sexual relations with women tested well in Iranian focus groups.  In fact, most of the males are still heavily sedated so they can't kill themselves and the women also had to be physically restrained.  It seems the female's first exposure to sexual pleasure provoked them to ravage themselves and others uncontrollably.  It was a mess, film at eleven.  So, even though the Ayatollahs think they have a reason to fear our bombs, they don't know we have a secret weapon that will turn their genuflecting zombies into masses of quivering flesh.