Attorney General Holder defends execution without charges
The only question I have is what took em so long? Fer Pete's sake, is anybody in a better position to know who to kill than Obama? Surely not. As the progeny of a long line of prestigious Muslim slave traders, Obama is perfectly suited to correct the evils in this world and eliminate the trouble makers. I hear those darn Republicans want to kill homosexuals and enslave women. Which, incidentally, Obama's peace-loving forebears would never tolerate. Recently, Sandra Fluke had her feelings hurt by the Neanderthal Republicans and now fears being permanently condemned to purchase her own contraceptives, clothing, subway tokens and groceries. Sandra's potentially shattered dreams of freedom and her justified terror of talk radio must not be allowed to stand. If Congress won't act, Obama will. All hail Obama.
Sunday, March 11, 2012
Iran does not 'give a damn' about your bombs, Ahmadinejad warns US - NYPOST.com
Iran does not 'give a damn' about your bombs, Ahmadinejad warns US - NYPOST.com
Iran's leadership is petrified about the new bunker busting bombs in the U.S. arsenal. They say they are not, but they are. However, what they don't know about those bombs would really give them the willies. Chilly willies. You see, the new bunker busters aren't bunker busters at all. The weapon engineers know they can't penetrate the super deep Iranian nuclear facilities. So, our brilliant engineers pretended to build a bomb that could. Sometimes it's good to build weapons that don't work, if it deceives your enemies. Actually, those new bombs are made of recycled paper and they don't blow up. And, get this, they are filled with ten tons of most excellent psychological warfare materials. Ten whole tons. Without giving away all of our military secrets, I can only report that the nature of the psychological warfare material is revolutionary. Can you guess? Sure, you know as well as the Defense Department that nothing terrifies the Muslim Clerics in charge of Iran more than pictures of naked women. And ten tons of graphic images, lurid stories and moving pictures of a sexual nature involving men with women will scare them stiff. There is no doubt about it, because men having sexual relations with women tested well in Iranian focus groups. In fact, most of the males are still heavily sedated so they can't kill themselves and the women also had to be physically restrained. It seems the female's first exposure to sexual pleasure provoked them to ravage themselves and others uncontrollably. It was a mess, film at eleven. So, even though the Ayatollahs think they have a reason to fear our bombs, they don't know we have a secret weapon that will turn their genuflecting zombies into masses of quivering flesh.
Iran's leadership is petrified about the new bunker busting bombs in the U.S. arsenal. They say they are not, but they are. However, what they don't know about those bombs would really give them the willies. Chilly willies. You see, the new bunker busters aren't bunker busters at all. The weapon engineers know they can't penetrate the super deep Iranian nuclear facilities. So, our brilliant engineers pretended to build a bomb that could. Sometimes it's good to build weapons that don't work, if it deceives your enemies. Actually, those new bombs are made of recycled paper and they don't blow up. And, get this, they are filled with ten tons of most excellent psychological warfare materials. Ten whole tons. Without giving away all of our military secrets, I can only report that the nature of the psychological warfare material is revolutionary. Can you guess? Sure, you know as well as the Defense Department that nothing terrifies the Muslim Clerics in charge of Iran more than pictures of naked women. And ten tons of graphic images, lurid stories and moving pictures of a sexual nature involving men with women will scare them stiff. There is no doubt about it, because men having sexual relations with women tested well in Iranian focus groups. In fact, most of the males are still heavily sedated so they can't kill themselves and the women also had to be physically restrained. It seems the female's first exposure to sexual pleasure provoked them to ravage themselves and others uncontrollably. It was a mess, film at eleven. So, even though the Ayatollahs think they have a reason to fear our bombs, they don't know we have a secret weapon that will turn their genuflecting zombies into masses of quivering flesh.
iPad 3 delayed and already sold out
iPad 3 delayed and already sold out
Since the cat is almost out of the barn, I might just as well let you know that the Defense Department seized all of the iPads so they could load them with propaganda materials, attach small parachutes to them and cram them into 30,000 pound, cardboard 'bunker-buster' bombs. It won't be long before Iran is burning and its cities reduced to smoldering ruins. 50 million terrified and/or super horny Muslims is not a pretty picture.
Since the cat is almost out of the barn, I might just as well let you know that the Defense Department seized all of the iPads so they could load them with propaganda materials, attach small parachutes to them and cram them into 30,000 pound, cardboard 'bunker-buster' bombs. It won't be long before Iran is burning and its cities reduced to smoldering ruins. 50 million terrified and/or super horny Muslims is not a pretty picture.
Thursday, March 8, 2012
Notes from the cave: If you happen to stumble upon this newborn blog, please be patient. I obviously don't know what I'm doing, but I can read and click buttons. So, we hope, a little.
The main thing is to have pictures of pretty girls. Everyone likes pretty girls, even girls. Interestingly, to me, this fact may be the only remaining intact cultural pillar left in (of?) the West. So, I will be leaning on it.
Then, write something funny or sad or provocative. That will be the hard part. Or maybe some recipes and a few riveting reviews of the latest episodes of Dennis the Menace and Leave it to Beaver? What ever happened to serious television anyway?
To begin with, there is no law. Not really. Kafka said the law was whatever the nobles said it was. Which is close, but the ruling elite is changeable and even their law is more a matter of convenience. So, it isn't really law. Law, as in a dependably administered set of written rules, is just a theory. I'm not smart, just ask any falsely accused cop, lawyer or judge if they are nervous about their case. Yep, they know the system and they know it ain't pretty. Or reliable. By the way, lemme know how I'm wrong please.
OK, I read a few books in my day, but don't expect too much, I'm no scholar and I don't have letters attached to my name. Pretentious bastards....
About Muslims, just don't get me started. Just kidding, you saw the blog name. I have some opinions.
In fact, that describes me, I have opinions. As I sit in my cave, observing the decline and fall of the West, I think about stuff and I think about things. And I'm not gonna say girls. So there.
The main thing is to have pictures of pretty girls. Everyone likes pretty girls, even girls. Interestingly, to me, this fact may be the only remaining intact cultural pillar left in (of?) the West. So, I will be leaning on it.
Then, write something funny or sad or provocative. That will be the hard part. Or maybe some recipes and a few riveting reviews of the latest episodes of Dennis the Menace and Leave it to Beaver? What ever happened to serious television anyway?
To begin with, there is no law. Not really. Kafka said the law was whatever the nobles said it was. Which is close, but the ruling elite is changeable and even their law is more a matter of convenience. So, it isn't really law. Law, as in a dependably administered set of written rules, is just a theory. I'm not smart, just ask any falsely accused cop, lawyer or judge if they are nervous about their case. Yep, they know the system and they know it ain't pretty. Or reliable. By the way, lemme know how I'm wrong please.
OK, I read a few books in my day, but don't expect too much, I'm no scholar and I don't have letters attached to my name. Pretentious bastards....
About Muslims, just don't get me started. Just kidding, you saw the blog name. I have some opinions.
In fact, that describes me, I have opinions. As I sit in my cave, observing the decline and fall of the West, I think about stuff and I think about things. And I'm not gonna say girls. So there.
Obama Pushing Dems To Vote Against Keystone XL Amendment » Pirate's Cove
Obama Pushing Dems To Vote Against Keystone XL Amendment » Pirate's Cove
Oh yeah, it was the republicans who blew up the keystone pipeline. Republicans want Americans to freeze to death, be poor, dependent and unemployed. It must be true, Obama said so.
Oh yeah, it was the republicans who blew up the keystone pipeline. Republicans want Americans to freeze to death, be poor, dependent and unemployed. It must be true, Obama said so.
Sound Of Cannons: Gerald Celente Speaks of Civil Unrest
Sound Of Cannons: Gerald Celente Speaks of Civil Unrest
This interesting post from Sound of Cannons seems an appropriate way to begin this new blog. It sets the tone. And, although I admire optimists and dismiss most conspiracy and doomsday scenarios, things in America are not good and are getting worse quickly. From my perch in East Berlin, NJ, I've been watching it happen for a long time. So, as I watch them build the scaffolding, I might as well have a little fun.
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